1. An excuse to stalk people
2. A public diary where people feel the need to post everything going on in their lives
3. Popularity contest for teens and even some adults
4. Virtual wonderland for pediphiles (regardless of them having creepy pictures, and no information available, are still finna get added)
2. A public diary where people feel the need to post everything going on in their lives
3. Popularity contest for teens and even some adults
4. Virtual wonderland for pediphiles (regardless of them having creepy pictures, and no information available, are still finna get added)
Billy: Hey, wanna go and do something productive?
Dirk: Nahh. I'm finna post a status on Facebook about how I just finished tying my shoes, and wait to see how many people liked it.
Dirk: Nahh. I'm finna post a status on Facebook about how I just finished tying my shoes, and wait to see how many people liked it.
by racecar34567896 October 28, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. Don't waste time on snail mail or money on postage stamps when you can post your pointless chain letter directly to Facebook and reach millions of people in a matter of minutes.
by Enscoosne January 16, 2013
Get the Facebookmug. - Every few minutes you have to check facebook just in case you got a notification
- You have no life and are hooked on an alternate reality.
- You have no life and are hooked on an alternate reality.
by 101pinky October 8, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. - A place were most teens spend their day after school, not focusing on anything like homework. The teens stay up til 1:00AM on a school night to be bored on facebook. Facebook is an addiction.
Mom: Me and your father think you have a problem.
Me: (Oh no, did they find out about my drinking??)
Mom: We are taking away your computer. NO more facebook!
Me: (Oh no, did they find out about my drinking??)
Mom: We are taking away your computer. NO more facebook!
by get.some December 7, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. person:....facebook
by Randomness enabled May 8, 2009
Get the Facebookmug. Social application used for transmitting random pictures and information to people who are already involved in your daily activities and in photos with you, stalkers, and people who either live too far away or have no interest in communicating with you in real life. Other uses include looking up girls from high school and seeing if they're still hot enough to masturbate to, seeing if anyone prettier than you is commenting on your boyfriends page and posting pictures of offspring and grandchildren while secretly thinking that everyone's family but your is ugly.
See also photostalking
See also photostalking
Her: So what made you look me up?
Him: I wanted to have sex with every girl I met in school and of the ones who accepted my friends request, you were the only one on messenger.
Her: So what have you been up to?
Him: Just touching myself while I look at your profile pics. Your newest one is hot!
Her: I didn't post any pictures this weekend since I don't have an iPhone and can only check my email when I'm supposed to be doing other things at work.
Him: You appear to be involved in a sexual act while drunk in public with another female. Even though I haven't seen you in years I would like to have intercourse with you and this stranger at the same time.
Her: I was too drunk to remember the photo being taken so everyone I declined their event requests will know I am a lush and a liar. Also, my present and future employers, significant others, and family will see the photo and that will be awkward and embarrassing for everyone!
Him: I'm going to like this photo and comment on your wall so it will appear higher on the news feed for users that select the most popular option over the most recent one. That way more people will see it before you figure out how to un-tag yourself since the layout of facebook has changed so many times.
Her: Facebook is so much fun! It makes me so much less productive and interesting! I can't keep a job, relationship or be on time but my crops never wither and I have lots of people I don't know who depend on me to send then gifts in social games!
Him: I wanted to have sex with every girl I met in school and of the ones who accepted my friends request, you were the only one on messenger.
Her: So what have you been up to?
Him: Just touching myself while I look at your profile pics. Your newest one is hot!
Her: I didn't post any pictures this weekend since I don't have an iPhone and can only check my email when I'm supposed to be doing other things at work.
Him: You appear to be involved in a sexual act while drunk in public with another female. Even though I haven't seen you in years I would like to have intercourse with you and this stranger at the same time.
Her: I was too drunk to remember the photo being taken so everyone I declined their event requests will know I am a lush and a liar. Also, my present and future employers, significant others, and family will see the photo and that will be awkward and embarrassing for everyone!
Him: I'm going to like this photo and comment on your wall so it will appear higher on the news feed for users that select the most popular option over the most recent one. That way more people will see it before you figure out how to un-tag yourself since the layout of facebook has changed so many times.
Her: Facebook is so much fun! It makes me so much less productive and interesting! I can't keep a job, relationship or be on time but my crops never wither and I have lots of people I don't know who depend on me to send then gifts in social games!
by GRLPWRRLS August 24, 2011
Get the Facebookmug.