Funching

Fist punching someones anus

Brooke had a permanent limp from a full night of funching from the footy team.

All the guys at the party spat on Gary's fist before he funched Brooke's asshole.

by Buttman 2000 January 1, 2014

funcking

listening to bruno mars’ ‘uptown funk’ while having sex

“I was just Funcking my wife, I hope our baby is a mini Bruno Mars”

credit to @_keithkogayne_ on twitter

by lancesthighs February 24, 2018

al funcoot

The alias mad by the villian count olaf from a series of unfortunate events c o u n t O l a f A l f u n c o o t

The villian al funcoot is on the loose

by Klaus bauldalaire March 4, 2019

funct

antonym of defunct; probably shortened from functional

When I reopened my website, it became funct again.

by J January 27, 2005

funching

Getting punched while fucking.

Joe and Aaron like funching my wife while i'm not home.

by Funch Master February 7, 2010

fully functional

a transexual term; a bottom and top man.

I am a fully functional ts tramp.

by ixchell January 13, 2009

Funch

Funch is a Southern variation on the more common usage of funch - a combination of "fuck" and "lunch." In the Southwest United States, funch is used to refer to something you will fuck then eat.

That sheep sure is pretty. I think I'll funch her.

by PrincessCuddleBunny August 3, 2010