freedom

A substitute for "French" in any context.

Ted freedom kissed Janie in the back of the room while the teacher was going over verb conjugations in third-period freedom class.

Bob: "Is that Jean-Francois kid Spanish?"
Joe: "No he's a dirty fucking freedom-man. Pardon my freedom."

Bob: "That was straight-up sick how you freedom inhaled that last bong hit."
Joe: "Hell yeah! Yo man I got the munchies...let's go to Denny's for some freedom fries and freedom toast with a side of freedom bread."

Bob: "I'll have some freedom."
Order-taker: "Freedom what?"
Bob: "Just plain freedom."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. We'll have that right out for you."

by Nick D November 18, 2005

Freedom Fried

The state of US democracy after four more years of bush.

Civil liberties were freedom fried by the latest Ashcroft bill.

by jon January 18, 2004

chocolate freedom

A dessert served in the White House. Also, the staff's code name for the president.

Zach Galifianakis asks the White House staff, "Is Chocolate Freedom your code name for the president?"

by Vanilla Kisses October 15, 2014

freedom

adj.
largely meaningless trash word which is addended to other words so as to veil or distort their true meanings. Had previously great value; associated strongly with liberty, progress, and rationality in the past. Momentum of previous usage allows this word to be tossed around for the purpose of distracting or disarming listeners just before you try and pull a verbal fast one.

My freedom fries are too dry. Super-size me a freedom cola.

by luke! June 10, 2004

freedom night

A night after breaking up with a significant other involving alcohol and random hook-ups. A celebration of being free.

After that bastard, I needed a freedom night.

by Haley N March 26, 2008

Freedom Wank

When a relationship is dead & buried, release those feelings of sadness & heart break...
Knock out a freedom wank & celebrate a new chapter, the return to single, the return to FREEDOMMMMM!!!

Note: Think of someone hotter than your ex.

Guy 1: Dude, are you o.k? You were totally depressed about splitting up with your ex.

Gut 2: Man I'm cool! I knocked out a Freedom Wank & now I am FRRREEEEeeee! Yeeee haaaaa!

by Fake_SJB October 15, 2010

freedom soda

a french variant of italian soda. consists of torani syrup, soda water, ice, and milk.

The "freedom" moniker is used because calling it "french" would be unamerican.

Like the freedom enjoyed by this drink's namesake, Freedom Soda is best made from borrowed talent (ie, stolen ingredients)

A: hey R, did you check otu the cherry vanilla freedom soda?
R: yeah, it was the bomb

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken October 20, 2010