foshegro

Means Fo Sho Negro.
or
fo sho negrogirl

Hey do u want to come over?

O foshegro!

by lik my bum January 8, 2008

Foshizznot

the opposite of fo shizzle

Betty Lou: Did i just hear you say you had a moose for breakfast?
Nelson: foshizznot. I said I had juice for breakfast.

by heyy oh whoa! December 23, 2008

fossil dad

A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, intolerance, and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of understanding of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms.

There are two types of fossil dads:

1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.

2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."

Kevin Costner is a famous fossil dad with the resources to buy his way out of definition #1 above.

by Awnlooker May 14, 2010

Fossilguard

A senior lifeguard in Rockaway Beach that has stuck around so long he could be the father of the new summer guards.

Look at that fossilguard he can still get out there.
Put that fossilguard out to pasture down on 73, he's done!

by Tranquilooo November 21, 2016

fossilosophy

When you think you've discovered an idea that is really wise and original but it turns out to have been around for a long time.

Person 1: "I've recently decided that my religion is kindness"
Person 2: "I think that might be a fossilosophy"

by Golp December 17, 2016

foster hoe

When a guy keeps meeting girls and having them move in with him right away.

Damn, they just met and she already moved in, that’s his 7th foster hoe this year!

by Emily Komisarek November 12, 2018

fostalize

v. fos ta lize. A neologism, said from the view point of a sex worker (SW) to describe the predicament in which they find themselves following the promulgation of USA laws FOSTA and SESTA of 2018. The word is derived from the more prominent law's acronym. The two laws were passed, ostensibly, to interdict the occurrence of nonconsensual sex trafficking; in other words to combat sex slavery--often of minors. SW's--most of whom do not consider themselves needing rescue; and their activity they consider to be adult and mutually consensual--feel affected as innocent bystanders. (Oh, yes; SW's also consider themselves innocent). For SW's these laws have greatly degraded their ability to meet clients and vet clients for safety without encountering the ever present scrutiny of law enforcement. SW's have needed to re--occupy unsafe spaces; street solicitation has increased. The shuttering of such sites as Craigslist singles ads by FOSTA has affected SW's world-wide. Because, hey; most of them are single too.

Sex Worker Nicki Lee: "Hey Angel, did you hear that local law enforcement has begun to aggressively fostalize this weekend? Yea, they're squandering resources by running a sting operation and arresting nontrafficked SW's over on Maple Street."

Angel: "I heard they bein' charged with self traffickin' themselfs! Since when ur not here hoin', Nikki, in your vanilla day job, you bein' mayor of this city and all, can't you stop them from needin' ta fostalize us ho's like that? Damn...glad the police chief's my regular..."

by Im10734 January 13, 2019