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Final Fantasy VII Fankids

Pigheaded, ignorant sheep-minded fools who refuse to admit that games have improved in the decade since Final Fantasy VII was released. Worship an overhyped video game because it is fashionable to do so. Also tend to target Final Fantasy VI and VIII as the popularity driven trend of hate.

Any attempt to improve or advance the stale, trite formula of: "Stand in a line, pick fight/magic/Item from a menu and wait.
-Or, moving past interface/designs that only existed due to hardware limitations-
are met with fear, irrational rage, insults and a refusal to accept change or improvement.

Immune to logic, common sense, counter arguments or objective, even handed thought.
Final Fantasy VII fankids want Final Fantasy VII over and over with graphical improvements only. They are also arrogant enough to define the entire series by superficial means like "being turn-based".
Nothing will ever be good enough because they don't want it to be and don't care how ignorant and stupid they look.
by Lig Na Baste June 10, 2008
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final fantasy withdrawal

what you go through when you have beaten or cant a final fantasy game
me-damn (twitch) i, i, need more final fantasy (twitch)
other guy- damn dude your going through final fantasy withdrawal, stop playing it so god damn much
by retrotard November 5, 2006
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Final Burst

When you spray your penis with axe near climax, light it on fire, and jam it in your partner potentially burning their insides or pubes.
"My prick ex-boyfriend thought it would be funny to final burst me, but in the end both are pubes lit on fire and left scars."
by Maximthegreat April 9, 2010
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Final Fantasy XIII

Soon to be one of the greatest games of all time when it is released some time next year.
Person 1: Halo 3: ODST is gonna be awesome
Person 2: But Final Fantasy XIII will be better
by FinalFantasyPwnsAll May 25, 2009
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Final Flash

The ultimate act of ass-kicking.
Person 1: Damn man, you just got Final Flashed!
Person 2: (dies)
by Mystery Man January 28, 2003
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The Final Countdown

The one-song soundtrack to any epic dump.
Dude I've got to drop a deuce! Can you get The Final Countdown on for me?
by Pablo Beer November 27, 2007
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final fantasy 6

I shall now conclusively prove that Final Fantasy 6 is the worst game ever made.

1. It has the best villain, best final boss, best characters, best soundtrack, best plot, funniest dialogue, greatest scenes, best magic, best final dungeon, coolest evil emperor and best irritating wisecracking octopus of any Final Fantasy. Ever.
2. It has the worst...um...the worst...uh...
3. ....
4. Screw the hypothesis. Final Fantasy 6 IS the best game ever made. Squaresoft is God, Nobuo Uematsu should be crowned permanent king of the universe and Edgar is just dying to give Terra one from behind.
by Fooby July 24, 2004
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