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curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.
When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping
by MissLegal November 4, 2012
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Google Fapping

Searching up fap material from Google to masturbate or jerk off to.
Hol' up, gotta make a quick google fap to get it out of my system.
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!
by Magnumus Dongus March 15, 2017
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Someone who pulls his wiener while thinking of a Caroline
Wow, that lazy guy is a real fapper!!
by LazyFapper January 28, 2012
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Fippie

a fake hippie. Usually found in the suburbs, swearing off everything that would make them look like they are conforming. Also, usually their parents make enough cash to buy them organic shampoo, toothpaste, laundry detergent and ripped up clothes resulting in a rather unusual organic scent.
"She's dirty as hell but she drives a BMW"
"Yea she's a total fippie"
by Laurel Pistey December 14, 2008
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Fappetite

The period of time between masturbations, during which an appetite for a good 'fapping' or masturbation, grows.
Dude, don't spoil your fappetite!
by sjp09 January 21, 2009
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The Fappers

The Fappers, I mean the hottest band ever.
by tredvi March 13, 2012
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Fapping

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