Fapolooooow

When you've being Boston pancaked and then you perform a goatse only to get a foot inserted in your ass and receive a donkey punch that knocks you out. Then you wake up and look in the mirror to realise you've received a dirty sanchez but no reach around but you still have a rock hard cock so you end up having fap yourself off to finally get off.

Dude.... ive done everything for this client and now I shouldn't have to finish my self off. I've been fapolooooowed.

by Hitchenslap September 4, 2016

famosos

Famosos is kind of stupid but he can be nice
Famosos mostly is gay
Famosos always hurts his left egg

Oh famosos with only one egg

by KING_CR7 January 2, 2017

Fapout

When you have completely rid your body of semen via masturbation. Usually leaves you with an aching dick and probably may be the single greatest moment in your life as a virgin.

Phil couldn't come to class today, he's had a fapout.

by SquiuqS January 18, 2017

fabosh

basically saying fuck you or screw that shit. u could say faboshè to make it sound cool.

ughh i have to study for science

ay FABOSH with the science

by Jordan OBrien February 1, 2017

Fapststrastonator

A man who faps all his life. 24/7 masturbating. After he cums, he keeps fapping. Forever.

Note: No such man has been recorded in history as of posting date.

Guy 1: *Fapping Under Table* Yeah, but I prefer the name, Fapststrastonator.
Guy 2: But why?

by TechnoAngel December 19, 2017

Fapster

Someone who's so reliable like the weather in England.

Mr. Heiopei is such a fapster, he always misses the deadlines.

by San Te February 9, 2018

fapseption

the act of fapping whilst watching recorded material of yourself fapping to a video of yourself fapping

dude last night i had some serious fapseption

by fapworld420noscopeblazeit May 14, 2018