fecal forgery

The illegal replication, reproduction, or otherwise forged likeness of another party's fecal matter.

Don: "What are you in for?"
Dick: "I'm wanted for fecal forgery in 9 states."

by moose_knuckle September 14, 2009

fecal mist

A fine mist of fecal matter that is expelled while farting.

When she was eating my asshole I sprayed her with fecal mist.

by wackywarren March 9, 2009

fecal fountain

A fecal fountain is a stream of wet poop preferably diarrhea Yumm ;-) propeled out of someones butt hole. it can be seen on google if wanted under the keyword tubgirl. she is the definition of a fecal fountain. Quite enjoyable indeed :-)

Dude Zander V.w and Will C jerked off to tubgirls fecal fountain......together!

by Fecal king November 10, 2006

fecally challenged

A person suffering from severe constipation.

Doug has been fecally challenged ever since he started taking his psych meds.

by frenchie 312 December 23, 2015

Fecalphelia

An extreme infatuation with feces.

My girlfriend refuses to go to the doctor about her severe case of fecalphelia.

by Assassino November 21, 2002

fecal

1. adj: of or relating to feces
2. adj: shitty

You fecal-head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

Fecal Mojito

The fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov cocktail. It consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.

Driving through Boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. I knew better. The son of a bitch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. I swerved to avoid the shit splatter, but I didn't avoid the follow up uritov cocktail.

by connorsji May 8, 2008