Existential Crisis Wednesday

Every wednesday, you have an existential crisis. or every other wednesday.

It's Existential Crisis Wednesday! Oh god...

by psoopie January 27, 2021

existential fatigue

The weariness and the hopelessness one feels when battling chronic issues (mental and/or physical) on a daily basis.

I’ve been dealing with having diabetes for over 45 years, it’s causing me existential fatigue.

by Kennek July 23, 2021

Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

A humorous misheard song lyric in the song "Purple Haze." The actual lane is "Excuse me while I kiss the sky."

Today, it is used as an umbrella term for misheard lyrics in various songs.

Fun Fact: Sometimes, when Jimi Hendrix performed this song, he would actually say "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" to screw with the audience.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 12, 2022

hinsonian existentialism

the philosophical discipline that includes recognition of the seeming absurdity of life, and the deliberate augmentation of it in order to implement an ultimate meaning, in the form of humor

His merrymaking after having watched his friend being run over can only be explained as a manifestation of Hinsonian Existentialism.

by stdmuffin November 5, 2009

doctors excuse

A handy printable document that can get you out of life's most horrific situations

"Yo bro -- I need a doctors excuse because I went on a booze binge this weekend and missed three days of school. Know where I can get one?"

"Yeah brah, just hit up bestfakedoctornotes.com and print one out."

by CharlesMacneil August 28, 2013

bs excuse

Garbage rationalization one uses for justifying poor decisions, deceit, inadequacy, etc. They are often fallacy in themselves that they have adopted as truth in their own head so that they can have a justification for their own illogical actions. It becomes a form of "truth" to the person owning it and using it. Although convincing to the one utilizing it the rest of the world can see it for what it is..irrational, illogical and often nonsensical. Ironically the creation of it is often more laborious then if the truth itself was just presented but in the users mind this is the best path.

No woman wants a bs excuse for why a man cheated.

by Princess Perception October 7, 2015

Hollow existence

An hollow existence is a life without, any purpose or goal, a meaningless existence.

My entire life is an hollow existence, because I have no goals or purpose.

by Akuto-kank March 7, 2019