Purell enema

When you wanna get drunk super fast, so you shove a funnel in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.

Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.

by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019

Viking Enema

Buffet style all-you-can-eat restaurants.

Look at the selection! We could eat until we explode. This place is a real Viking Enema.

by Erinyessa June 11, 2021

Deuter Enema

Deuteronomy from the outside, inside and out.

"Thou shalt not forsake my Deuter Enema between the shaft!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 2, 2023

alcohol enema

A male who takes alcohol via enema so it enters his system quicker

"Let's take a bofa together or an alcohol enemaand go get some frat girls, Hell yeah"!

by realterms101 October 1, 2018

Jalapeno Enema

1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.

1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."

by Eleven Tails February 21, 2020

eskimo enema

Refreshing and pleasurable act of inserting ice cubes into one’s anus.

person 1: man, I feel so sweaty and hot today…
person 2: why don’t you try eskimo enema?
person 1: oh my god! that was so good, I don’t feel hot anymore.

person 2: told ya!

by slabo_mast August 31, 2021

Bong enema

Using a bong that would typically be used to smoke cannabis to perform an enema by removing the bowl, running water through the mouthpiece by holding it up against a faucet and pressing the joint up against the anus causing the intestines to rapidly fill with water.

After my husband told me he wants to do anal with me instead of the dog this time, I had to resort to a bong enema because I have no douche but everyone and yes I mean everyone has a bong.

by 36368876 July 6, 2023