The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ August 28, 2008

Thomas A. Edison high school

School In Tulsa, Oklahoma. Second Best TPS High School, Established in 1954. Boasts a Magnet program which includes many interesting classes. Also known as Edison Preparatory School. Though it truly is a "prep" school in all aspects of the word, there are all sorts of people there, and you can easily find your niche among the masses.

"Where do you go to school?"
"Edison."
"Nice."

by Alis Volat propiis February 11, 2005

Edison

The collective noun for a group of consumer electronic devices.

Since 2000, there has been an Edison of internet enabled consumer devices in the living room.

by YolandaSmartie April 17, 2009

edison

a novel idea; from Thomas Edison and his inventions.

Dude, I just had an edison--let's pregame at Matty's house and then go out to the bars.

by Salvo October 19, 2007

Eisenberg Switch

The phenomenon in film of swapping out the stagnated, boring Michael Cera for the slightly less stagnated, boring Jesse Eisenberg.

Q: Did you see Michael Cera in Zombieland? He definitely picked up another emotion besides adorable kerfuffledness! And I didn't feel the urge to cry out of confusion when he got the girl!

A: That wasn't Michael Cera. The casting director wisely performed the Eisenberg Switch.

by Chet Billingsdale September 14, 2010

Edison

A way of being jipped for your creativity. You have a good idea and someone claims it as your Edison moment. Therefore you receive no reward.

"Hey, all you get is a dumb lightbulb as Edison thought of your idea!"

by Dr R Swank January 22, 2009

Edison

In BDSM, someone who is into adminstering electricity in pusuit of sexual pleasure.

Jeeeeez, look at thse Edison Brothers taking a violet wand to that poor hogtied woman.

by Bill Peters August 10, 2006