The Battle of Geriatrics
Both candidates in the 2024 election suck ass. I’d rather have someone who does not have a 15% chance of dying in office
by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024
Get the 2024 Electionmug. When it takes more than a day to count ballots. When they shut down the voting machines at 2am in six states . When the votes at 3am appear out of nowhere.
by SWFTBC2017 November 11, 2022
Get the election fuckerymug. A collection of generally upper class, gay, trans, and/or autistic individuals who follow politics with a fetish.
Split between ConET and LibET, which are in a constant battle for “worst political take in existence.”
ConET is divided between the wealthy and generally WASP “Neocons,” led by an endless number of Reagan pfps. Their occasional ally, and permanent enemy, the Rust Belt Catholic populists, who worship Trump. These MAGA populists and the Reagan old guard LARP relentlessly about their wing of the party.
Across the aisle, LibeET is a diverse group of commies, tankies, faux moderates, and other assorted leftists. They are in constant rage about something, and are rarely coherent.
All in all, its an incredibly ridiculous space full of Gen Z and Gen Z adjacent terminally online hacks.
Split between ConET and LibET, which are in a constant battle for “worst political take in existence.”
ConET is divided between the wealthy and generally WASP “Neocons,” led by an endless number of Reagan pfps. Their occasional ally, and permanent enemy, the Rust Belt Catholic populists, who worship Trump. These MAGA populists and the Reagan old guard LARP relentlessly about their wing of the party.
Across the aisle, LibeET is a diverse group of commies, tankies, faux moderates, and other assorted leftists. They are in constant rage about something, and are rarely coherent.
All in all, its an incredibly ridiculous space full of Gen Z and Gen Z adjacent terminally online hacks.
I can’t believe that kid on Election Twitter predicted that! Oh it was Red Lion so just assume the opposite will happen.
by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025
Get the Election Twittermug. A word that has been overused and ripped of its meaning by the Basement Caucus aka Conservative ET. The word use to be used in the context of an US election and whether a candidate can win, rather then how it is used now. For many in the Basement Caucus, the word describes candidates who run on an America First message or something close to that in states and districts that are not safe Republican. They doompost about how this one candidate or another will lose because of their ideological stances, not realizing that much more factors in a campaign than that. "Electability" is also used as a way to deflect criticism from their horrible candidates that they support, instead buying into media smears and lines to stop the "far right" candidate from winning. Most often these electabros are complete idiots or apart of the establishment that they pretend to loathe in order to be apart of this nerdy group of losers known as Election Twitter.
"Kari Lake isn't electable because she said the 2020 election was st*len, and that will lose with voters in Phoenix"-dumb twitter user focused on electability.
by Boston Groyper July 13, 2022
Get the electabilitymug. by Democrats exposed January 24, 2024
Get the election denialismmug. As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
Get the election sectionmug. An event where you'll have to choose the lesser evil out of a group of evils, to lead your country that's already in a downfall.
by manofthemilk1 February 26, 2024
Get the 2024 electionmug.