ducheprint

The total amount of ducheness left behind directly or indirectly by a duchebag when they interact on an internet forum.

Because jim uses the internet day and night to voice his opinions his ducheprint is rather large.

by Riderman44 November 18, 2011

dasche

Something that you get, or obtain

1.) I got your dasche.
2.) Let me get ya dasche.

by Ray Ray from Haitay January 10, 2012

Ducheter

A ducheter is the wonderful conbination of duchebag and hipster. It is a peron who likes to be 'hip' to be 'cool,' but is really a complete duchebag.

"My name is Willow and I don't believe in AC in the summer"
"You're a real ducheter"

by Chaz31984 August 29, 2012

dousched-upon

experiencing the phenomenon of dousche behavior, comments and overall dousche-ness from another person

Working in restaurant I observe many instances where I am dousched-upon, such as needy guests having the audacity to not tip me.

by daisyflower February 3, 2013

Dousche

Pronounced: Dou-sha

A general term for an asshole or douche who is driving a Porsche or similar style of car. A typical Dousche is driving like they have been blindfolded with the inside of their own asshole and gagged with their own scrotum, or looks like a general rat-fuck.

Passenger: Woah that ass just cut us off!

Driver: yeah WTF is that guys problem, driving like a complete dick in a fancy car.

Passenger: That guy is a complete Dousche.

by Total Dousche June 26, 2016

Duchee

Blunt or a joint

Pass the duchee to the left had side

by Boiicuntg May 6, 2018

Dousche

A misspelling.

Some dumb shit Mat made up.

Doesn’t make any sense.

I bought these dousche glasses at the gas station for $5 bro! Total score!

by Omfg_rachael March 11, 2019