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Drunkslexia

Form of dyslexia found commonly in drunken texts, facebook statuses and other typed media
Him: "jio rfea,lky lobfr tyou ccccc"
(morning after)
Her: "hey, what did you mean to say last night?"
Him "no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia"
Her "good, because i'm your sister."
by TheBlade69 January 8, 2012
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ducksexual

Willford: Are you ducksexual?
Josh: yeah
Willford: Cool, i'm pansexual and ducksexual. But I think ducks look more hot when it's raining.
by vegancows October 8, 2018
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duckscampi

A word that you use to describe your homies. Means epic, sexy, and groovy... all at the same time. A creature you can’t look at without shedding a tear of absolute splendor.
Bro, you’re looking so duckscampi today.
by joshbrf January 6, 2020
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ducksolutely

Would you like some gum? Ducksolutely, I would!
by dave1969 August 9, 2022
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Robbing ducks

'Robbing the ducks' as in broke, brassic, penniless, destitute, skint, resulting in a lack of nourishment necessitating the plundering of left-over bread from feeding the ducks at the local pond.

This could also be used to denote extreme desperation as a result of a lack of satisfaction in a certain aspect of ones life requiring the 'scraping of the bottom of the barrel' as an alternative to going completely without.
E.g. 1

Friend 'A'; "When was the last time you ate? Are you hungry?"
Friend 'B'; Don't know mate, I'm robbing the ducks!"

E.g. 2

"My mate's dying for a shag bless 'em, they're robbing ducks now!"

E.g. 3

Mate '1'; "How you fixed for cash geezer?"
Mate '2'; "Robbing ducks mate! Tragic."
by DM85 April 2, 2011
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badonkity donks

Beautiful female lumps protruding from their chest. This word comes from the natural sound they would make while bouncing or in movement.

Otherwise known as boobies.
LOOK AT HER BADONKITY DONKS! THEY'RE SO PURTY AND BADONKITY DONKITY!
by yourenotgonnalikethisss April 28, 2011
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night ducks

When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.
GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".
by coyotemutt January 24, 2015
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