air dragon

when you are flying and jerking off at the same time and you cum and it forms a cloud in the sky

fuck i just air dragoned

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

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Dick Dragon

A thot on sterroids who viciously searches for dick to be inserted in any hole necessary. Her main priority is to get the D while remaining ratchet as shit. Dick Dragons can be found at local bars, dives, EDM concerts, corporate events, charity events, college parties, dorm rooms and any place that is associate with drugs or alcohol.

Yo J-Bone, you tryin to slay some dick dragons tonight?!

Miley Cyrus is definitely a dick dragon just look at how she acts!

by Jame-o December 4, 2014

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Dirt Dragon

The dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube.

Man, I got the Dirt Dragon from that girl last night, I should have used lube

by AkaMV February 2, 2013

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Dirt Dragon

The act of mashing ones flaccid penis into a females butt-hole until said penis slithers in like a dragon.

I couldn't get hard last night so I had to give her the ol' Dirt Dragon.

by Mr. Shame February 2, 2013

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Russian Dragon

(noun) 1. A drummer that can't keep a steady beat. This term is common amongst musicians as is the joke,

Q: What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?

A: A Drummer.

The drummer in that cover band was a Russian Dragon. Sometimes he was Rushin' and sometimes he was Draggin'!!!

by refuse stone October 10, 2009

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dragon ant

Some short, cocky dickwad that can't fight for shit.
Shoots his mouth off and prances around like an asshole right before he gets the fuck beat out of him.

Dragon ants can normally be knocked the fuck out with a pimp slap.

Daaaaaamn! Dragon ant just got fucked up by that lady in the wheel chair!!!

by CT_Vigilante September 5, 2008

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