Abercrombie Douchebag
An Abercrombie Douchebag is someone who shops at the wannabe high class store "Abercrombie & Fitch."
People who wear Abercrombie usually travel in swarms together. When at the cafe you may see a group of Abercrombie Douche bags. They only wear gay coulors like light blue and gay pink. This store was mostly made for FEMALES, but faggot/insecure self esteemed deprived males go there to get the fix of homosexualness.
Abercrombie D-bags: They are a primitive group, naturally migrate in the winter to their own homes, or their Douchebag friends houses so they can play hockey and suck each others dicks, while getting "stains" on their pink and blue gay shirts.
Conclusion: Abercrombie douchebags usually think they are high-class citizens, but they really are not.
Females with Abercrombie = Sluts. Not always but mostly.
An Abercrombie Douchebag is someone who shops at the wannabe high class store "Abercrombie & Fitch."
People who wear Abercrombie usually travel in swarms together. When at the cafe you may see a group of Abercrombie Douche bags. They only wear gay coulors like light blue and gay pink. This store was mostly made for FEMALES, but faggot/insecure self esteemed deprived males go there to get the fix of homosexualness.
Abercrombie D-bags: They are a primitive group, naturally migrate in the winter to their own homes, or their Douchebag friends houses so they can play hockey and suck each others dicks, while getting "stains" on their pink and blue gay shirts.
Conclusion: Abercrombie douchebags usually think they are high-class citizens, but they really are not.
Females with Abercrombie = Sluts. Not always but mostly.
FUCK! Abercrombie DOUCHEBAGS ARE COMING. GTFO BEFORE THEY TRY AND CONVER YOU INTO DOUCHEBAG-ism.
2.NORMAL HUMAN: Hey Abercrombie douchebag. whats that white stain on your shirt? is that sperm from sucking your friends dick?
Abercrombie Fanboy: Actually it is. Thanks for noticing. !!!
2.NORMAL HUMAN: Hey Abercrombie douchebag. whats that white stain on your shirt? is that sperm from sucking your friends dick?
Abercrombie Fanboy: Actually it is. Thanks for noticing. !!!
by Anti-Abercrombie ; Steven R. January 26, 2009
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Drinks for the sake of drinking and tries to be "rebellious" by flipping off the camera in every photo opportunity and always has an alcoholic beverage in every picture....yet craves the acceptance of society, pretends to be broken but is just is a pussy, is a conformist at heart, could not live without validation of their worth from other people, is shallow, and is emotionally void, and could or could not have been addicted to meth.
Drinks for the sake of drinking and tries to be "rebellious" by flipping off the camera in every photo opportunity and always has an alcoholic beverage in every picture....yet craves the acceptance of society, pretends to be broken but is just is a pussy, is a conformist at heart, could not live without validation of their worth from other people, is shallow, and is emotionally void, and could or could not have been addicted to meth.
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