douchetuber

A term coined by Cr1tikal, also known as penguinz0. A douchetuber, in his words, is "someone with no soul, no morals, no creativity, and no entertainment." These types of people are near the bottom in terms of YouTube, like shit skid that's crusted onto the toilet bowl. These types of YouTubers also exploit children for ad revenue, hold fake giveaways, and flex on their fans. They also tend to have lots of small dick energy.

"Who's your favorite douchetuber?"
"It's hard to pick a favorite since they're all the same"

by sjl057 May 12, 2019

Double Pout

When a woman is so upset after a fight that she can not engage in makeup sex because she is pouting with both lips.

Man, my girl put on a double pout after our last fight. I had blue balls for a week!

by just plain had enough September 19, 2009

Douche Plow

The Ulimate Douche...someone who just plows their way through life with unlimited amounts of douchery.

That guy Johnny is such a Douche Plow that he needs a bigger bag to hold the amount of douche nectar he has been handing out.

by Elohdaeh July 23, 2012

Douchebag Santa

One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.

Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchebag Santa!
See also douchbag Santa.

by OG DB January 24, 2014

Double Barrel Blowjob

Type of blowjob where 2 dicks been put together so the woman can suck them as one.

She was too lazy to suck us separately so she sucked us Double Barrel Blowjob

by TreeMan5556 October 4, 2017

double fire

A fire unnecessarily large. A waste of wood. A way to make your friends mad at you.

That asshole Jeff started a double fire and now Jason is all pissy.

by Jwoodski February 24, 2018

Joe made dough

Slang for tomato

Tyrone: yo bruh I’m tryna cop sum tomatoes to make dis fukin pizza bih

Chowder: Don’t thee cullionly Joe made dough? the right way to sayeth t

Cuban man:what the hell is wrong with this jackass! Call the cops Tyrone! I’m going back home!

by DefTheDefguy May 29, 2020