Disarmedbzgtwif

Some thing cool
When a object, person or item is classified as cool
John thinks that car is Disarmedbzgtwif

Bob thinks apples are Disarmedbzgtwif

by Dobbob August 17, 2021

Disarmed

Having your arm ripped off by an alligator's mouth in the floodwaters of a hurricane, such as Ida.

Man's wife- I didn't kill my husband. It wasn't me, it was the one armed, I mean it was the alligator, whatever. I have an airtight alibi to back that up. I tried to tell that idiot not to go in the high water, but he doesn't pay me any attention, and that's what he gets. Disarmed and dismembered at the same time.

by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021

distancedlovers

a username used by only the sexiest married man in the world.

person 1- hey carlos, do you know distancedlovers??

person 2- of course i do, i heard their husband is pretty hot

by horseonastick September 4, 2021

distancedlovers

a really hot tiktoker who likes taylor swift

person one: hey, you follow distancedlovers on tiktok? what do they post?

person two: oh they post videos related to Taylor Swift. they called me and let me meet hannah montana!

by ilikepooteehee September 4, 2021

disturbed clone

Best underground brand out, soon to be seen on all ya friends.

Man did you see his disturbed clone shirt, I need to get one

by Dc_ November 22, 2021

d1stortedmiku

@jermyfitzgerald s fav mutual (ily)

Person1: yo have u heard of d1stortedmiku?!
Person3: yeah its jermyfitzgerald s fav moot!

by hugz4jeremy May 9, 2022

distard

A discord user than has severe mental retardation.

Some guy joined my voice channel and started talking about the political and economic state of the world. He's such a distard.

by Hizu June 2, 2022