happily divorced

The opposite of happily married. Just really glad to be rid of that bitch.

Dude, are you still happily married?
No, bruh, I'm happily divorced.

by Hugeau April 15, 2019

divorce

Detailed explaination of divorce in plain English: Divorce 101

(D)addy getting screwed out of his life-savings.

(I)rate mommy packing up daddy's belongings, putting them out on the doorstep.

(V)endettas marked by malicous acts of revenge.

(O)rnery bitches who are hell-bent on destroying your life, making these derogatory remarks about your sex-life to their girlfriends.

(R)ich, powerful attorneys making an absolute fortune off your hard-earned money with these mounting legal bills.

(C)onstant nagging from an ex-wife to a deadbeat father for his refusal to pay any child support.

(E)xcessive alcohol consumption to ease a beleaguered man's pain.

"My parents got a divorce a year and a half ago."

by Tagman77 February 17, 2004

divorce song

A song that has lyrics that glorify the end of a romantic relationship.

Ray-J song "No More", Tevin Campbell song "Goodbye", and the R. Kelly and Nivea duet "Laundromat" are divorce songs.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

divorce

the fault of the child

The day my parents divorced, my uncle turned to me and said, "Good work."

by rwpfister April 25, 2008

divorce

The seperation of 2 people who loved each other once upon a time. Like a death, something that rips out the hearts of the children involved.

Mom, and daddy are now divorced. I'm still daddy's little girl, I just don't se ehim every day, and that's okay because he loves me.

by emma November 8, 2003

divorce

The screwing you get for the screwing you got.

like, go to a lawyer..he will explain it to you.

by rand the Man October 27, 2003

divorce

When a woman who deferred her dreams to make a home and raise children for the man she married, has to suddenly got out into the workforce again after being at home for seventeen years or so. She gets shit work, and his crafty lawyer finds many ways to screw her out of the child support check on a month to month basis. More often than not, she cannot generate the money to keep the home, is screwed out of any accrued pension funds, and is forced to subsist till the end of her days. The source of her misery is usually a combination of two things: A horny little secretary or nurse (hose hog opportunist, I think you call them), and a man who is going through the "change of life".

Popular wisdom says she gets the house and the car and the easy life, but statistics prove women who survive divorce almost invariably experience a lower standard of living, while the men's goes up. You've heard of the well documented pay inequity in this country, haven't you, titmouse?

by One Who Knows April 21, 2004