diddle the pooter

the act of inserting a finger(s) into a male or female butt hole

im telling you dude you need to go over there and diddle the pooter, she will love you forever

by kidnamedkain March 7, 2011

Jack Diddley

One of the leading characters in the 1984 underground movie "Suburbia", played by Chris Pedersen.

This blonde headed punk finds the protagonist, Evan Johnson, on the streets, and invites him to the T.R. house since he has no where else to go.

"My old man's gonna be back soon and if we're still here he's gonna shit Twinkies." - Jack Diddley

by Jack Diddleyyy December 28, 2008

Para diddle

The act of molesting a handicap, or paralized individual. Hence para diddle

He's serving 25 to life for being a filthy para diddle

by bonerman27 October 20, 2014

diddles

Verb: To drum like a badass (usually snare)
Noun: Paradiddles, any snare beat.

Drumlineese for paradiddles.

Joe: You workin on your diddles bruh?
Bob: Yeah nilla

by chopmonster February 2, 2013

Diddley Doink

Someone who thinks it's hilarious being a fuckwit.

Hey bro that diddley doink over there just shat his pants and thinks it's funny

by Alf Hart November 3, 2008

diddle disc

The correct term to use when referring to a female circle jerk.

The feminists had a 'discussion' about oppression the other day, it was a complete diddle disc.

by I got nothing May 7, 2015

Diddleshot

Creator of Pinewood computer core and founder of Pinewood Builders. Pinewood computer core created on October 30, 2009. He is the Owner of TMS, PBST, XYLEM, PBM, PIA, Pinewood Builders Quality Assurance, Hazmat Team, Fire Team, Medical Team. He created all of Pinewood together with Csdi, Irreflexive, LENEMAR, and other people.

Thank you Diddleshot for creating the Pinewood computer core.

by The_Sengalis February 25, 2020