chinese dicktrap

when you're tryin' to jackhammer a chick in the doo-doo hole too roughly so she clenches her o-ring making it impossible to remove your dick. you have to slow down and be gentle so she can release and you can ecsape. it helps when the chick is chinese.

I was too rough with Ling, so she pulled a chinese dicktrap on me.

by shazznyeah February 7, 2009

dickfore

What's a Dickfore?

Your such a fuckin dickfore.

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Dicktard

Someone who is prone to genital related uncoordination such as sitting on yourself or missing the bowl in the toilet due to complete lack of basic control.

"That guy totally pissed all over the seat. What a dicktard."

by Mr. Vocabularizor August 12, 2009

DickFor

A joke used to remind someone of their friend or relative's relationship to male genitelia.

Person: "Hey Steve. That class was so dickfor."

Steve: "What's a dickfor?"

Person: "Your Mom"/"Your Dad"/"Your Grandmother"/"Your asshole"/"Not your lesbian of a girlfriend"

by The Double Fister December 2, 2010

Dickorific

Describes someone who is simply the biggest dick on the face of the Earth.

That guy won't shut up! He's abnoxiously and incredibly dickorific.

by metalauthority334 August 12, 2009

Dickford

A mountain boy, likes to drink, smoke pot,and play guitar. Generally someone well liked and cool.

Originates (ironically) from the word "Dikfore"

"Dude, I ain't seen Dickford in a fuckin coon's age!

by Ezra Jack November 28, 2006

Dicktard

The term to describe a man who is unable to achieve an erection and is therefore incapable of pleasing a woman.

Woman 1: How was last night with Joe?
Woman 2: Man, that was horrible, he is a dicktard.

by jimbo dan May 17, 2007