A dance you accidentally start doing when all bathrooms are taken and you have diarrhea nearing the edge of your asshole.
Usually involves swinging of the arms and dramatic walking.
Usually involves swinging of the arms and dramatic walking.
My brother is hogging one bathroom, immersed in his copy of Ender’s Game. Bet he isn’t even shitting!
My father is showering in the other bathroom, and he keeps the door locked! God fucking damnit I need to shit so bad.
Ooogaaa ogaaa— Ah shit it’s coming man. Oh god I’m beginning to diarrhea dance all around the living room. This is so embarrassing. We even have guests over.
My father is showering in the other bathroom, and he keeps the door locked! God fucking damnit I need to shit so bad.
Ooogaaa ogaaa— Ah shit it’s coming man. Oh god I’m beginning to diarrhea dance all around the living room. This is so embarrassing. We even have guests over.
by clownsgown September 9, 2020
Get the Diarrhea Dance mug.A typical event in video games that occurs when there are so many flashing lights on a screen at a given time that you cannot focus on anything, let alone the character you are controlling. It is most common in action games. The term originated from the YouTube channel girlfriend reviews.
Sam: Hey Jake. How are ya doing?
Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.
Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.
Jake: Pretty tired. I stayed up all night training for the upcoming Smash tournament.
Sam: That game is just diarrhea Christmas lights. I can barely see what I’m doing half the time because there’s so much action on the screen.
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Swinging in side by side hammocks under the palm trees and sipping pina coladas was sublime, until Mark noticed Karin's resting diarrhea face.
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Get the Audible Diarrhea mug.the inability to stop using your debit card for frivolous items causing you to go in the hole...repeatedly
spending money just because you have it.
spending money just because you have it.
Dan: "Jim spent all of his paycheck on CDs and DVDs, again"
Jill: "Sounds like he has a case of debit card diarrhea"
Jill: "Sounds like he has a case of debit card diarrhea"
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