age denial

avoiding the recognition of how old you are

Age Denial can be accomplished by not looking in mirrors and/or not wearing glasses

by yuba gurl July 13, 2012

Fetal Denimism

A rare birth disorder in which the baby is born wearing blue jeans.

Fetal denimism runs in the family; all of my siblings were born with blue jeans on.

by HarlowH October 15, 2018

the decimation

The result of Thanos balancing the universe by snapping his fingers. But since no one saw this happen it is referred to as 'The Decimation.'

The decimation caused us to loose friends, family, and a part of ourselves.

by Hello,world! December 10, 2018

Gentleman’s Delima

Consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. The pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.

Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.

I had the Gentleman’s Delima today. I gambled and sadly, I lost. I sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. I should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2017

Denim eater

When a female has a huge vagina that sucks up her jeans causing a major camel toe to show.

stacy's pussy was huge.
Yeah it was a major denim eater.

by Bwillystyle January 8, 2009

Deimantas

Deimantas is a super hot guy thet you want to spend your life with, he’s shy and adorable on the outside but on the inside he’s a hot romantic guy. All the girls want a Deimantas, he’s trustworthy, kind and sweet, the whole package.

girl 1: “i need a fella who i can trust”
girl 2: “ you need a Deimantas, girl”

by namedefinitionsxoxo February 18, 2018

Denmark Effect

The feeling of overwhelming joy as a result of lowered expectations.

Dude, it's 3 AM!
That's late...
Just kidding, 2 AM!
Denmark Effect!!!

by Mineshaft December 27, 2011