David

Biggest cock in the world, famous for doing Alabama hot pockets with his daughter's babysitter. His hydrolic water-cooling cock is measured at 16.4 feet which is perfect for tearing anyone's ass! He is currently viral on David Dobrik for having sex with his assistant (Natalie).

Natalie: OHHH THAT HYDROLIC COCK IS SO MASSIVE!!!! FUUUUUUCK!
David: Come to my bedroom.

Natalie: No I want to fuck you in the Tesla David Dobrik gave me.
David: I'll Alabama hot pocket you and Elon Musk you with my Space X cock.

by David Dobrik's assistant January 13, 2021

David

David is the best boi you will ever meet. He usually has curly brown hair, amazing blue eyes, and will always find excuses to hold your hands. He's super warm and will give out warm hugs when you're cold. David is completely oblivious to all the girls that have crushes on him, and he's pretty chill. If you make plans with him, he might ditch, but will come if you go to his house and drag him out.

If you're ever cold, just hug a David.

by imjusttired-.- April 1, 2019

David

A nigga with a big dick, Hes sweet and charming and will treat you like a princes

David is so fine

by Trillphill45 October 19, 2018

david

brown hair, attractive, looks like a sloth and does very well with girls with big lips.

"oh what a babe! he is a david"

by dora lopez March 17, 2010

David

A guy you could trust with anything. Very sweet, sometimes flirty. Popular & will be completely nice to you whenever you are around him. Will defend you when he hears something being said about you. hard to tell how he feels sometimes.
blonde, and tall.

david trustworthy

by hoe.imyourworstnightmare.xx June 18, 2011

David

A person usually having a monsterous cock and is so manly that his dick has a dick(including pubes). He also has a talent of being able to have sex with an asian and a mexican chick at the same time making very beautiful melodies of organsim noises. He is so great that even though budda is his besy friend God still speaks with him because of his greatness.

Wow, i had sex with that David last night and i couldn't believe how great it was.

by FirearmsPimp March 29, 2009

David

David is a person with a specifically large genitalia area commonly referred to as a limo because it has loads of seats and is very long, when I say long I mean long.

My friend David (my friend has a big fucking knob

by Sgt. James June 28, 2019