A mix between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Louis Litt, Jaromir Jagr and Usain bolt, Jordan Belfort and a Sumo wrestler. This man can crush a meatball sub before you could sit down, this man can go bar down baby on every occasion, this mans Instagram has a 100% chance of having every picture with his shirt off; this man is Damon
by NeumSauce December 2, 2020
Get the Damonmug. Greasy ass bitch, annoying as fuck
fumbles everything, usually seen in discord or Roblox chats
cannot do jack shit in a group project
fumbles everything, usually seen in discord or Roblox chats
cannot do jack shit in a group project
"holy fuck Damon, the report was due yesterday"
"how the shit balls did you mess that up Damon"
"shut the fuck up Damon, you greasy motherfucker"
"how the shit balls did you mess that up Damon"
"shut the fuck up Damon, you greasy motherfucker"
by white af crayon August 13, 2025
Get the Damonmug. The guy decked out head-to-toe in the most expensive gear possible, who cracks at the first inkling of physical discomfort.
Maybe if that guy packed more tampons and less Kuiu gear, he wouldn’t have pulled a Flakey Damon once it started raining.
by Jon Pirog December 23, 2023
Get the Flakey Damonmug. The sweetest boy. A little insecure with himself.. but I don’t know why because he is so perfect. The kindest, sweetest soul on Earth. Adorable and loving. Always knows just what to say. He speaks in a way that is so sweet.
Damon is a sweetheart
by wendiqo December 11, 2021
Get the Damonmug. Verb-predator
Type- child
Damon is a kind of guy who only goes after minors once they turn 18 the girl is now old and infertile to this animal, despite a Damon bro g twice their age
Type- child
Damon is a kind of guy who only goes after minors once they turn 18 the girl is now old and infertile to this animal, despite a Damon bro g twice their age
Guy 1:Dude you see that Guy over there?
Guy 2: yeah why’s he talking to that 15 year old isn’t he like 34?
Guy 1: he’s a total Damon
Guy 2: yeah why’s he talking to that 15 year old isn’t he like 34?
Guy 1: he’s a total Damon
by GrayX November 14, 2020
Get the Damonmug. Holy fuck isn’t the new guy supposed to be here today?
Who, Damon? I thought that person was made up!
Who, Damon? I thought that person was made up!
by Jahowell4 November 15, 2018
Get the Damonmug. When shenanigans get out of hand.
Best not have another pint, I might end up on top of a crane and need the emergency services to get me down.
Ive done a Damon Davis.
Ive done a Damon Davis.
by Chiwiz88 January 11, 2018
Get the damon davismug.