When you start searching the internet for one thing and end up looking at a series of unrelated things, usually culminating in browsing memes or that "one weird trick" you didn't know you needed to complete your life.
Me: "Hey Amy, what'cha doing?"
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
by ITGuy49 January 22, 2017
Get the Internet drift mug.Bill: Has Bob landed yet?
John: Yeah.
Bill: Ok, where is he?
John: He's on the crapper, he's got the Tokyo Drift.
Bill: He shouldn't have had that Sushi.
Bob (from bathroom): Holy shit! I think I just crapped out part of my small intensines, call a fucking doctor! QUICK!
John: Yeah.
Bill: Ok, where is he?
John: He's on the crapper, he's got the Tokyo Drift.
Bill: He shouldn't have had that Sushi.
Bob (from bathroom): Holy shit! I think I just crapped out part of my small intensines, call a fucking doctor! QUICK!
by Bobert "Dirty" Sanchez June 27, 2009
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Slang term for Gonorrhea, more specificially catching it in Japan, presumably from a Japanese prostitute.
Howard -Hey Ron, how'd your trip to Japan go?
Ron -Terrible, I caught a real bad case of the tokyo drift.
Howard -That sucks man. So...it's safe to say it developed fast and it's pretty furious eh?
Ron- Shut the fuck up, Howard.
Ron -Terrible, I caught a real bad case of the tokyo drift.
Howard -That sucks man. So...it's safe to say it developed fast and it's pretty furious eh?
Ron- Shut the fuck up, Howard.
by Juicy Mix March 20, 2008
Get the tokyo drift mug.A method of driving a car in heavy snow, where the driver turns corners by executing low-speed, controlled skids, much like a slow donut. Popular in Buffalo, New York, the method derives its name from the movie "Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift", with the obvious change.
Not for the faint of heart, those who have been drinking heavily, or non-expert drivers. A poorly-executed Buffalo Drift may result in catastrophic damage to your car, other cars, street signs, or pedestrians, and may summon the pigs.
Not for the faint of heart, those who have been drinking heavily, or non-expert drivers. A poorly-executed Buffalo Drift may result in catastrophic damage to your car, other cars, street signs, or pedestrians, and may summon the pigs.
"Dude, it's snowing really hard outside, I was totally rocking the Buffalo Drift on my way over here!"
by Wild Buffalo Bill January 13, 2009
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by Hugo-h12 October 10, 2016
Get the you catch my drift mug.by B4tty Boy July 31, 2019
Get the If you catch my drift mug.When you arrive at the meeting room on time and there's no one else there, so you depart for a few minutes to do something else while leaving the room empty for the next person to arrive and also quickly leave. This cycle causes meetings to start later and later.
It was fifteen minutes before people were actually gathered in the room together due to meeting time drift.
by Ananananas August 14, 2009
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