dooshbagery

Always a male. An ex-boyfriend you wish you could get rid of by squashing, like the little cock roach he is. An arrogant prick that claims to break up with you but continues to stalk your facebook page. He makes idiotic comments on your facebook happiness status updates, hoping to kill your buzz, but the fact that he is still watching you only makes you realize how pathetic and small he really is. His sarcasm is much to be desired and completely shows his lack of intelligence.

Lilly: "Did you hear that Kris and Tyler broke up"

JJ: "No not really, I dont go on facebook that often"

Lilly: "Oh well, Tyler broke up with Kris, but continues to comment on her facebook page with stupid comments"

JJ: "That right there would be a prime example of dooshbagery"

by Lilly Amore Marsh December 14, 2009

Doodsht

Someone or something that is cute. Usually used for babies or old people.

*A married couple of about 85 years old walk down the street, chatting and laughing with each other*

Person: Aww, that is so doodsht!

by Pooparooo June 29, 2009

doojhooplex

1. a state of mind characterized by stagnation, negativity, irrationality and an over-analysis of personal events (or lack thereof). Similar to being trapped in a maze, the condition can last anywhere from a few seconds to weeks, months, and for the truly lame, entire lives. Frequently coupled with mild to severe depression, the state is often exacerbated by the denial of the fact that it even exists. Escape is possible, but often difficult.

2. a mental funk. 3. banging on the plexiglass of your own mind.

"Ever since they broke up, he's been doojhooplexing non-stop."

"I smoked a blunt and went straight into the doojhooplex."

by japhy ryder August 25, 2006

la dooche

someone who speaks french and is also a dooche bag

man#1: your such a dooche bag just shut the hell up

french guy: me do not know how you say

man#1: you know what your a la dooche

by BROWNHUSTLER00 April 10, 2009

doobhead

homie, friend, buddy, stupid, dumbass

whats up doobhead
nothing much, u see the messsage i gave you?
oh yea, you are korny doobhead

by shewit October 26, 2007

Scooch in da Dooch

Anything you want it to sound like and/or mean.

Man 1: "Hey Thomas, how do you think she looks?"
Man 2: "I'd Scooch in da Dooch with her."
Man 1: "All that Scoochin is gonna get you a disease."
Man 2: "What are you talking about? I'm just saying I'd take her to a movie."

by Greenstone92 June 15, 2009

Dogshow

An occurence when you have tried to do your best in your SGD sessions or exams but it was chaka in the end.

"Kamusta SGD niyo siz? "
"Hay amo to, dogshow"

by Mareyahanjella August 31, 2018