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donut and blowjob day

15th march, Is the day after steak and blowjob day, so if your girlfriend forgets, you can still get that "juicy blowjob" that a hard working man deserves. Depending on the quality of the donuts and the blow job even the girlfriend may be orally rewarded, who knows...
Hey mark, did Sally forget what day yesterday (14th march) was...? Not to worry today's donut and blowjob day!
by Retrohomeslice April 22, 2014
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Donut Holin’

A euphemism for anal sex or any sexual activity involving the anus.
I drove my truck out into the woods and we didn’t little donut holin’.

She asked me to fist her on the first date. Who knew she was a into donut holin’.

I learned the hard way that my roommate is into donut holin’.

If your uncle asks you if you want to go donut holin’, I suggest you say no.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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Donut Sex

When your horny but you are a fat fuck and only have a donut.
What the fuck, Dennis, why the fuck are you having donut sex in the living room!
by pp69pp December 11, 2020
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Donut Play

The sexual act of a woman eating a donut while around a man's erect penis. While she is gorging on the donut the man is to berate her with insults regarding her weight and overall pig like attributes.
MAN1: The Krispy Kreme donuts were perfect for donut play my dude guy.
MAN2: You got that fat pig like bitch Samantha to eat from your cock bro?
MAN1: Yeah!
by DonutPlayers December 12, 2020
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donut smile

by Tony December 8, 2003
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Donut Phone

The most awesome phone in the world. It was made in the 70's by Western Electric and came in TouchTone and Rotary models. It can do anything. This phone has special powers. Much better than the crappy and generic phones made today
I was talking on my Donut Phone and then it game me magical powers.
by Donut Phone Masta December 16, 2008
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Donut Media

The holy grail of Car Channels

A car-oriented Youtube channel with an ample catalog of content like: Automotive history (Up to speed), obscure things in the Car world (WheelHouse), the currently defunct scientific part of the channel Science Garage and many more.

Go watch it.
MO POWAHH BABEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Donut media is peak quality, I guarantee it.
by the t h i c c boi June 10, 2020
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