dirt tan

When a person, usually a man, looks like he has a nice tan from being out in the sun all day. When in actuality it's just dirt. Usually seen on mechanics, truck drivers, racecar drivers, roofers, and a lot of guys that live in Florida.

When I saw that cute mechanic I thought, "wow, he's got a nice warm glow to him!", but he got closer and I saw it was just a "dirt tan".

by Karlene Schultz April 21, 2007

dirt track

the anal passage or bum hole usually used with regards to sexual intercourse

'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'

by shpannah September 07, 2006

Dirt Dingler

A person who dosent wipe their anus.

I don't want to hang around Mark cause he's a dirt dingler and smells like ass.

by Thestinkypete December 26, 2009

hero dirt

When the earth has the best moisture content for perfect traction.

I am just killing it today cuz of this hero dirt.

by tfitz2 November 28, 2015

Dirt Ring

A term used to describe the scar from a circumcision on a males genitalia. The 'Dirt Ring' is a distinguished layer of skin which is located below the mushroom (head) of a penis. The layer of skin resembles a dirt ring since it typically is a darker tone of color compared to the remainder of the shaft's skin.

Did you see the dirt ring on Marco Bandares?

"HEY Rodgers, show me your dirt ring!" - State Farm Commercial

by BearBearBear January 03, 2013

joe dirting

Leaving your child behind.

Chris Bennet was Joe dirting his child when he found out it was a girl.

by Evan Hunt June 06, 2010

dirt diver

Dirt Diver is a fictional character on the CBS television series The Unit.

Dirt Diver do you read me?

by Mack Gerhardt October 06, 2007