DILF

Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)

Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.

by {W@R} April 16, 2006

Dillsburg

1. The land that time forgot. A hick town where everyone is related, more people own guns than central heating systems, women are always pregnant before age 18, and men make twice as much as women (which is not to say a lot, but you get the idea).
2. The shittiest town in Pennsylvania, possibly even the world.

1. I just went to a gas station, and two rednecks were saying some shit about "dem hee-haw girls" and spitting tobacco leaning on an 80s Ford truck. That town was a total Dillsburg.
2. I live in fucking Perry County and Dillsburg is too hick for me.

by Cthulhu's Intern December 6, 2012

DILF

Acronym for Dog I'd Like to Fuck

There was a dog in the park what I wanted to fuck so bad. It was a real DILF.

by Edee October 30, 2006

DILF

Shortened phrase for "disc-golf" Commonly used among pro-dilfers and rec-dilfers alike.

I like dilf. Dilfing is fun.

by Pro-Dilfer June 14, 2016

dilfstars

a tic toks creator with 481 followers and counting. they are segzy, cool, funny, amazing, talented etc. 😍😍😍😍😋😋😋😋😋😋

dilfstars is so segzy and I wish I was half as pretty and cool as them.

by leeheah June 5, 2021

Dilfsuctional

When you are not a very smart human, and cant spell, so dysfunctional turns into dyfsuctional, and then you realise how much you love dilfs, which contributes to your dysfunction.

"You are pretty damn dilfsuctional my dude".

"Well I mean, yea, have you SEEN The Rock"
"...this is part of my point"

by Hanana13 December 1, 2021

DILLSHAMED

To be screwed or taken unwillingly by someone and or something.

1. I was dillshamed the other day by a salesman who sold me a television that was a piece of hot garbage.

2.My roomate is a real dillshammer becasue he left without paying the rent.

by Francis Schphantes April 28, 2009