Cooter Spit

Vaginal fluids excreted usually (but not necessarely) with extreme force.

1) When Emily orgasms I usually get shot in the eye with cooter spit.

2) I have to take a shower because my junk is covered in cooter spit.

3) Rachel hates when i complain about her cooter spit.

by Alexander Constantine October 29, 2005

cooter jab

a game in which a girl may jab another in the cooter. The rules are: 1.Blocking is allowed 2.No jabbing from behind 3.Only I can make more rules

That was one nice cooter jab!

by buttpiratess November 27, 2004

coot

1. A dark-gray water dwelling bird resembling a duck.
2. A foolish old man.
3. Seeing how the USC football sucks so consistently, it seems rather offending to good poultry everywhere to call them Gamecocks, so a "coot" is a much more realistic symbol for such an inept football program.

1) Any coots arrested today?

2) He meant jorts, as in jean shorts; you know, the staple of every Coot's wardrobe. -CUhoopster48®

by Pitchfork Ben April 27, 2007

Coot

Something so cute it is beyond cute and goes to a whole other level of cuteness

Kieran: Celene, you are sooo coot!
Celene: Shup!

by kierz2 November 12, 2009

coot

A slang term referring to a middle-aged or old person. Could be insulting depending on intent.

"That old coot."

by Dark Knight March 29, 2004

cooter mint

The pill a woman puts inside her vaginia to fight away a yeast infection. It drives the chunks away.

Matt Lee likes to use cooter mints on his mangina

by Jason February 10, 2003

cooter ketchup

Vaginal blood.

Oh no! Third week in the month Mary's cooter ketchup is sure to spill and ruin everyone's vacation!!

by AZ August 26, 2003