Bunch of Cunts

A bunch of cunts is the official term for a collective of cunts as laid down by Dave McBaillie in the Urdu Blue before storming out like a big Scottish girl.

"Right, I'm off you bunch of cunts!"

(Throws money on table and storms off in a kilt)

by Not Half Scottish June 5, 2014

Cuntsnatchfellations

A congratulatory response from one bloke to another, usually with regard to a story of sexual endeavour.

"You got a hand-job from Monique under the table DURING the meeting? Cuntsnatchfellations."

by chope February 20, 2009

Sarkic Cults

Sarkicism is a religious/philosophical system that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs, and spiritual practices largely based on teachings attributed to “Grand Karcist Ion”, its deified founder. Adherents practice ritual cannibalism, human sacrifice, corporeal augmentation, thaumaturgy, and dimensional manipulation. Highly secretive, the general public appears to have no direct knowledge of their existence; the one exception being the CotBG, who views them in apocalyptic terms. Organic manipulation has allowed certain Sarkicites to achieve anomalous states of being, transcending the physical limitations of baseline humans. Disease is viewed with reverence and Sarkic shrines have been discovered with offerings of swollen lymph nodes and tumorous growths. Sarkic cults treat contagions as consecration, a means to "cull the weak" and purify the masses, and thus actively seek to ensure their spread.

Yikers, those Sarkic Cults peoples are weird.

by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019

hardest of the cunts

A term used to describe any individual or group of people that dresses in attire or speaks in a matter that would suggest they believe they are people not to be reckoned with.

Although most commonly used to depict deros, louts, trouble makers, thieves and general public nuisances, the term is also used to describe people of authority that feel a need to be intimidating or over police as they do their job.

Guy 1: "Wow.. look at that classy street drinking kid throw his bottle at that bus"
Guy 2: "He must indeed be one of the hardest of the cunts"

Girl 1: "I can't believe that transit officer gave me a fine for travelling on a concession fare when I'm even in my school uniform, it's so obvious I'm a student - but just because I left my buscard at home"
Girl 2: "Wow fining a 13 year old girl that doesn't have a card saying shes under 18, haha what a prick, truely the hardest of the cunts!"

by haazy April 16, 2011

cuntscrape

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the result of a papsmear examination, that is, scrapings of a cunt.

You're such a cuntscrape, Brownie.

by C C April 4, 2004

Cuntshite

Someone who is annoying, unitelligent and arrogant, although they seem to think completely the opposite.
They also smell and couldn't get laid even if they had a £50 note attached to their knob

CUNTSHITE!
'You see that person over there? - He's a cuntshite!'

by peter white88 July 15, 2006

Cuntscene

When you're simply surrounded by a bunch of cunts. I.e. the moment you realise everyone around you actually is a massive cunt.

The place where the cunts hang out.

I remember the glory days, when Hank's gingerbread house of anal destruction was the revolving door of the cuntscene.

Helen welcomed Laura and Luke into her cuntscene domain.

-Helen "hey, see that guy over there?"
-Luke "Yeah"
-Helen "That guy looks like a total cunt"
-Luke "I bet that guy's in a cuntscene"
-Helen "Thats the shit

by morgashkitchmeister March 2, 2010