The almost imperceptible tilting of the upper body caused by lifting a butt cheek off the cushioned seat of a restaurant booth in order to discreetly pass gas.
Todd: Eww, damn bro! Did you just fart?!
Ted: No, wasn’t me, man! It was the dude in the booth behind you. I saw him do a cushion lean right before the stink engulfed us.
Ted: No, wasn’t me, man! It was the dude in the booth behind you. I saw him do a cushion lean right before the stink engulfed us.
by OneStarGator August 20, 2017
The status of the American cushion queen has seen tremendous improvement since the release of Jennifer Lopez's 2001 album, "J.Lo" .
by Conab October 7, 2016
Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell
by BearEggs December 1, 2018
I am a bran card personnel in this hospital, Tina is not, now this pillow cushion of Tina that I am, feels uselessly proud, and removes more than three times, in the day, my bran card, while she was a hospital cook only, come we teach this mad happy.
by man!? July 20, 2017
A cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. Often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) - but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition - Hannah Montana "Got to Rock!" pink cushion, complete with semi O-Face with strategically placed microphone print.
by Mr Fap December 3, 2013
While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.
by Blow Hole Man November 2, 2022
when a really usually hot in-shape guy is seen with his huge whale-ish girlfriend and makes all the hot and worthy women really mad.
bystander 1.) oh my gosh look at that guy!! he is soooo hot!
bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..
bystander 1.) what a shame.
bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..
bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..
bystander 1.) what a shame.
bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..
by kshizzle2120 September 3, 2009