short and curly

slang for a difficult question or situation, implying that the question or situation is akin to having someone tugging on your pubic hairs

"How can you be the father???"

"That's a short and curly."

by dnaurban May 26, 2008

Curly

Another word for a joint in Advocate Harbour, Nova Scotia.
Let me know if anyone else uses this word.

Man, I got so fried off that curly.

by Ilove Brummsmom May 26, 2008

short and curly

Something women do to their hair to make them unattractive to men.

I decided that I never wanted to get laid again, so I decided to go short and curly. I'm thinking about chopping off my breasts next.

by Mikeyman3938 March 11, 2010

curlyheadedfuckitis

Anyone suffering from any and all types of curly hair. Found in most if not all cultures around the world.

Erin was upset when she finally realized she had curlyheadedfuckitis.

by its b money March 4, 2011

curly poop

(1) Jenn's wifes poop (2) Sheri's uvula

(1) Jenn's wife is laying in her own curly poop! (2) Sheri, open your mouth so I can see your curly poop!

by Sherifer February 20, 2005

curly jeffersons

any male body hair that is very curly; specifically back-leg hair and pubic hair

"Hey Don! Bill left another batch of curly jeffersons in the shower after his weekly trimming."

by Katharsis March 30, 2009

Curly Qs

Curly, pungent, sweaty asshairs. Soft and wet from stimulation. Very stinky, never a pleasant sight.

Jack had to brush his hair encrusted teeth after licking Leone's Curly Qs.

by Beisner March 29, 2005