The Word "cumpster' is a term for a slut.Cumpster is like the dumpster because the slut is a dumpster of cum
That bitch is a cumpster.
by im the cumpster September 8, 2018
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Get the Cumplosion mug.This one is a nightmare bro, don’t want this to happen to you bruh. Anyway, this starts off by you choking your chicken until you excrete ur man juice onto a soft tissue. You then go to dispose of said rag, but you trip over a foreign object bc it is dark af and 2am. Your cum rag splashes everywhere, including on your face. What else could go wrong?? Well.. Your mom, startled, scurries into the room to check if you are okay and she too becums covered in goo. This is a cumplete nightmare.
Miguel: Hey guy, have any plans for the weekend?
Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.
Miguel: What happened?
Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...
Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.
Miguel: What happened?
Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...
by Stoney69 February 27, 2020
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Get the Cumpleated mug.A cumpala is better know as “coaja lui sica”
If you dont know what a “coaja lui sica” is, im gonna tell you. It means an old car, mostly driven by old people.
If you dont know what a “coaja lui sica” is, im gonna tell you. It means an old car, mostly driven by old people.
“THAT GUY HAS A CUMPALA! HAHAHAHAHAH”
by Nathasica June 4, 2022
Get the Cumpala mug.Baylee was trying to figure out why she was grumpy and sad, then she realized the hadn't gotten any cum in two months. She was suffering from cumpression.
by BIGTUNAS February 13, 2023
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Cumpeelitis is a medical condition where the pee water gets stuck in the urethra. this can cause slight discomfort and the pee can leak out at random moments like sleeping, sneezing or coughing which might be embarrassing. there are many ways to fix cumpeelitis but the most efficient way is forceful cumming. to conduct the procedure, one must wear gloves but it is optional. then he should use lube (or not) and insert the entire fist up their butthole. then they have to locate for their prostate gland and squeeze it to start forcing the cum out. the cum with enough pressure will push itself and the pee out.
Cumpeelitis is a medical condition where the pee water gets stuck in the urethra. this can cause slight discomfort and the pee can leak out at random moments like sleeping, sneezing or coughing which might be embarrassing. there are many ways to fix cumpeelitis but the most efficient way is forceful cumming. to conduct the procedure, one must wear gloves but it is optional. then he should use lube (or not) and insert the entire fist up their butthole. then they have to locate for their prostate gland and squeeze it to start forcing the cum out. the cum with enough pressure will push itself and the pee out.
"Oh son, it appears you have cumpeelitis. Time to fix it!"
"Mom why did the doctor fist me? - He fixing your cumpeelitis!"
"Mom why did the doctor fist me? - He fixing your cumpeelitis!"
by ballssucker2000 March 11, 2023
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