Chandler

That weird human who is always making sarcastic comments and being weird

Actorguy: I need help. In rehearsal, I had to kiss a guy!
Chandler1: because he was just so gosh darn cute?
Chandler2: you're such a chandler(!)
Chandler1: says you!

by Emzy S. August 30, 2019

Chandler

Chandler is a gross otaku who has terrible memory and the laugh of a 4 year old child.

Chandler is SHORT as hell
Chandler is a b i t c h

by Cheeweer September 30, 2019

Chandler

The act of dating one's partner for an extremely long time, only to propose after decades. A comparatively brief engagement ensues, the wedding happening so soon after that many of the guests don't have time to bring a gift.

"Chandler? I barely even know her! We've only been dating for 23 years... "

by Heater Beater October 9, 2019

Chandler

Someone who is very accustomed to losing competitions repeatedly.

1: “She was the first to lose!”
2: “Oh my god she’s such a chandler!”

by Mayoisaninstrument November 28, 2019

Chandler’d

The act of constantly and continuously showing up until the girl or guy you want gives up and agrees to be with you.

He Chandler’d me down and I agreed to go hiking with him.

by buttholejoe January 21, 2020

Chandler

One of the nicest people you'll meet! She will totally say yes if you ask her out!

Guy 1: You should ask Chandler out, dude!
Guy 2: NAHHH she'll totally reject!
Chandler: No, I'll go out with you!

by thicccone October 25, 2019

Chandler

The one person who would never leave you for anyone because he will love you no matter what. He is the cutest person ever and will tell you how beautiful you are everyday. He will always cuddle you and want to be near you. He is the best boyfriend someone could ask for. you will fall in love with him instantly. Although he does have a dark side.He is often the most broken person you could ever meet, he usually suffers years of mental abuse or loss. You'll want to keep a close eye on him because he is most likely insane. He is the kind of person who you never want to leave because you will never find anybody else like him. If you get yourself a Chandler you should never let them go because you will never find somebody better than him.

look at him in the corner... he looks so alone hes probably Chandler

by RoxySixJackson March 5, 2020