Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014

Crumbledore

Crumbledore, the high court wizard.

Often confused with a crumbling door or related to the crossbreed between a raccoon and an owl.

Oh mighty Crumbledore, what do the high spirits have in order for us today?

by RedFire911 June 23, 2016

Cumbered

To use one's ball sack to hit fat people numerous times

Nick really Cumbered Jake

by Graveling November 29, 2016

crumblepie

This is when you ejaculate on to a flat service, allow the seminal fluid to dry and solidify and then continue to scrape it with an ice cream scraper. Then you carefully wrap the dried up ejaculate around the head of the penis and proceed to fuck the lights out of a bimbo until you fill her up like a luxuriously cream filled doughnut/milky hot chocolate. The dry ejaculate is the crumble, and the seminal fluid is the delicious filling!

If you talk to me like that again I swear to Allah, I will fucking crumblepie you slut.
I got crumblepied at the weekend in some crack den.

by lntelligent October 27, 2019

crumbley

crumbley means that you, or a group will shoot the fucking school up

bro… wanna pull a crumbley?
Dude, no!

by moyai777 May 12, 2022

Cumberbutchering

1. a phenomenon of people on the Internet butchering the name of actor Benedict Cumberbatch to such a degree, where it practically has no similarities to the original version, yet still is recognized by everyone.

- Buckingham Charizard
- Stop cumberbutchering, Andrew, you’re going to drive me insane!

by reesespuffssweater July 7, 2022

Brandon Cubley

awesome guy that loves metal. has long hair and can play guitar very well. often optimistic. doesn't love easily, but when he does it's usually for a long time.

Dude, Brandon Cubley has to be the best friend any one could every have!!

by !cubley! May 22, 2011