by kaheehee October 05, 2020
When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.
Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."
by f091993 November 17, 2010
by CrustyBucket April 20, 2016
When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob
by Dave-Landon March 24, 2019
by Horny torny February 23, 2019
by mohawkslim November 13, 2014
where a man ejaculates on a woman's face and leave it overnight to gain crunchiness. peel off the woman's face and then put it into the microwave for around 1 min. and serve with a side of Johnny sins porn images.
i fancy coming home and having a crunchy yoghurt
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?
by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022