crunchy brain

someone who comes up with genius ideas that are ultimately stupid
making a glory hole in a cardboard square for social distancing is crunchy brain activity
by kaheehee October 05, 2020
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Crunchy Isolation

When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.
Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."
by f091993 November 17, 2010
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crunchy bucket

When you nut on a girls butthole and she doesn't clean it off.
She's digging in her butt like she's got a crunchy bucket.
by CrustyBucket April 20, 2016
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crunchy bernard

When you buttfuck someone, pull out, let their shit harden on your dick, then they give you a blowjob
Hey man, did you see the girl I went home with last night? I gave her a Crunchy Bernard
by Dave-Landon March 24, 2019
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crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal
Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle
by Horny torny February 23, 2019
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crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.
I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.
by mohawkslim November 13, 2014
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crunchy yoghurt

where a man ejaculates on a woman's face and leave it overnight to gain crunchiness. peel off the woman's face and then put it into the microwave for around 1 min. and serve with a side of Johnny sins porn images.
i fancy coming home and having a crunchy yoghurt
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?
by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022
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