Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion
Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."
by Nody Cowlin April 19, 2011
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Chronic Crunch

The media movement that promotes the legalisation of marijuana on the basis that too much tax dollar is being lost on both the implementation of anti marijuana laws and the public spend on marijuana.

The name was coined as the media movement tries to use the financial problems of the credit crunch as leverage to legalise marijuana on financial grounds...
Did you read the article on Digg about California spending 7bn per year on Dope?

Man that's Chronic Crunch reporting...
by jacK of Kats March 20, 2009
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vagina crunch

The act of punching a girl/women in the vagina then yelling vagina crunch loudly
by stuffyskull October 27, 2011
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pussy crunch

when a man hammers or pounds a girl so hard when having sex that she bleeds and is sore for days on end.
Yeah i fucked my girl friend so hard i gave her a pussy crunch!
by sonree July 05, 2006
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captain crunch

a hero and inspiration to us all. a character commonly seen during acid trips.
captain crunch tried to kill me which is strange cause hes such a kick ass mother
by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004
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dutch crunch

During the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, bespackelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.
Last night, Todd was giving Craig a rim job but Craig surprised him with a Dutch Crunch. "Nice."
by Dr. Crunch November 23, 2006
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captain crunch

when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight.
Wow Gina gave me sum captain crunch last nite!
by Swales February 07, 2007
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