Big Crunch

The opposite of Big Bang. Where the Big Bang is a scientific theory which describes the birth of the universe and its expansion thereafter, the Big Crunch predicts the same universe will at some point collapse in on itself due to gravity forces. The Big Crunch is one possible logical consequence of the Big Bang theory, but no proof so far has confirmed it to be true.

The Big Crunch will undo the effect of the Big Bang, but also make another Big Bang possible

by Mischa Rademakers June 6, 2004

crumb cruncher

a way of describing ones children, usually someone elses.

Take the little crumb crunchers to the mexican restaraunt on Wednesday..its kids eat free night

by Bubba D March 21, 2008

trick trick crunch

it mean's a sort of chuncky trick just in a different term and a trick trick crunch fools around with just older guys and play's mind game's alot of mind game's

This girl play's mad mind game's and fucks around all the time she is offically a trick trick crunch!!!

by poniter March 12, 2009

Crunch-a-curly

To accidently chew on pubic hair.

Dude1: Whats that between your teeth?

Dude2: Oh shit, its your moms pubs! Crunch-a-curly.

Dude1: Damn.

by Miguel Gomez November 7, 2006

crunchy condom

1. A condom that is found under a bed months after having sex.

2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.

1. "Uhhh...I found a crunchy condom under my bed yesterday when I was cleaning...fookin' nasty."

2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"

by demonic_angel July 20, 2008

pussy crutches

What a girl requires when she is fornicated so hard her pussy is too sore to allow her to walk properly.

Daniel: That girl is so hot. I'd fuck her so hard she'd be in pussy crutches.

by beakasdf July 25, 2010

granola cruncher

A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.

A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.

by Granola June 15, 2007