cooch turd

noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).

synonym: queefshit.

With no bathroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her shit passed through her fistula and plopped out her pussy as a cooch turd.

by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005

shark coochie board

A shark coochie board is currently a popular assortment of deconstructed Lunchables, including processed meat pieces, cheese products, dried up old fruits you have laying around, leftover bread, and nuts you find between the couch cushions, etc., all artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".

Oooh, they went all out for this party with a shark coochie board!

by Postmarc December 21, 2020

chooching

To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."

After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.

by Souttron, Papa D August 1, 2009

Coochie-Bumper Bopper

A girl who associates with alot of gay females,but is straight herself

Betty:jane,Why are all of you friends lesbians?
Jane:Because there real cool.It doesnt matter
Betty:Gurl,Are you bisexual??
Jane:NO!Im straight
Betty:Face it Jane,Your a C.B.B..Coochie-Bumper Bopper..

by Shane Polo March 16, 2008

cooch man

1. a male slut.

2. male jiggaloo

3. will work for pussy

4. captain save-a-ho

Look at that pimp running around rescuing girls at the club.

that guy is such a cooch man, he'll do anything to get some ass.

He's a lover not a fighter.

by Lady Rida May 27, 2009

Cooch Clogger

A tampon. (to clog the Cooch, dur)

She was on the rag, her monthly crazy time, and needed a new cooch clogger.

by Calvin19 January 1, 2010

cooch mooch

Noun: A woman who uses sex for material gain.

Verb: To use sex for material gain.

A friend of mine coined this phrase. Since she rarely says anything disparaging, it is both scathing and funny.

She cooch mooched a car out of him.

That cooch mooch is looking for a sugar daddy.

by Diva Dahling January 10, 2012