Crompstache

n. - a mustache that grows patchily as a result of constant stress and humiliation

Brian- Man you have a horrible crompstache.
Earl- I know, I get constantly stressed and humiliated.

by boooogerrrrr October 12, 2009

crombler

An old man, usually white, that does strange, yet exerting exercises.

I just went through some old man crombler shit at the gym.

by negrofockus January 1, 2010

Cromwell

A man of honour. His favourite pastime is planting croms i mean crops in his back garden in the city of Ennistymon. Ask him for relationship advice and he’ll whack you on the head with a hurley. By his close friends he is known as Crom and by some ;) he is known as Gobshite with a red heart. His natural habitat is on the couch, stroking his pet farrellian cat. He spends most of his days online so it is very easy to reach him and talk to him about the Gonza species of rabbits.

Nobody:
Literally No One:
Cromwell: *strokes his farrellian cat*

by gamer girl 69 May 26, 2019

Crompit

Another word for the female reproductive system (the vagina/coochie).

"My crompit hurts." "I might have cancer in my crompit."

by oOhoneyyOo July 13, 2020

Cromie

One strong motherfucker!

Cromie they sure are strong motherfuckers

by anonymous March 30, 2021

Cromie

Cromie - not all there in the head, kinda retarded

Bryce stop saying nigger u cromie

by Cromie bandit January 21, 2019

Cromus

When alls of your hairs falls on the ground and yous bald

Nice a chromus you deeg

by Cangh Jui May 24, 2003