nutty crackered

(verb) Dancing while drunk, as established in Thoroughly Modern Millie. It usually occurs illegally (like in a speak-o in the 1920s).

I didn't realize he was nutty crackered! I thought he's always just like that.

by Miss Pricilla March 29, 2011

Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.

"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!

by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020

Jack Crackered

Rhyming slang for knackered, meaning tired. Pronounced Crack-ed

I’m jack crackered

by manoocachoonie August 7, 2025

Crockerage

Pronounced "Cro-ker-idge"
Used to describe one that constantly defends Brittany Spears, usually somebody that commits crockerage records them self with a video camera under a blanket of some kind, crying and screaming their sorrows to the world, which really doesn't care.

"You and your crockerage!"
"Chris Crocker is found guilty for numerous charges of crockerage!"

by Harley B. October 25, 2007

CrackerDyke

Synonym for Potato Chips

Can i have a bag of crackerdykes with my hamburger please?

by TomsLeftArm May 19, 2010

Crinckered

I.E Crazy Drinker

Preferably a girl.

"We're gonna get crinckered tonight!"

"She turns into a bit of a crincker when merry"

"That Emma is such a fucking crincker!"

by HayleyEmma May 25, 2013

checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie July 2, 2016