Churn the Cream

When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.

Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Creamload

Male ejaculate; usually deposited inside a womans vagina, ass or on her stupid grinning face.

Mike: I left a creamload in that bitch last night.
Einstein: Shit man! You crazy? Ain't you paying enough child support already?

by creamload May 25, 2010

Peaches and cream

When you eat a girl out and she cums. At that moment you are eating peaches and cream

I was eating my girl out and she gave me the peaches and cream

by ragbag85 March 30, 2005

ice cream man

neighborhood coke dealer, nuthing less then kilos.

score a brick from the ice cream man.

by $PAZZ April 1, 2003

Steak and Ice Cream

What you say when you masturbate at an innapropriate time.

Normally said post ejaculation.

3 guys playing Gears of war (speaking over headset)

Jack: Alex hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes
Frank: Oh shit, he's probably-
Alex: Steak and Ice Cream

by captain of lust January 2, 2009

cream of the crap

Second to last place. The best of the worst. Parody of "cream of the crop."

When the two worst teams play each other, the winner is the Cream of the Crap.

by JohnQPublic March 29, 2007

Dream Cream

That stain you find on your bed sheets after waking up from "that" dream.

Person 1: Bruh did someone spill milk on yo bed or somethin?
Person 2: Naw dog, dats dat dream cream.

by Dream Creamer November 19, 2016