Whipped Creaming

When a man jizzes on the top of someone's head. It has to be sporadic, and can only occur if the recipient says "pretty please" right before climax. Variably, the man can top the creation with a Maraschino cherry.

"Last night, I was raw-dawging this girl, and at the very last second she yells PRETTY PLEASE. So I yanked it out and whip-creamed on the top of her head! I never even knew she liked whipped creaming! I made her call me Louis Pasteur, too."

by masterdarkly January 6, 2014

instant creaming

Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.

Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"

by lul435623147813 April 24, 2014

Genuinely criminalist

When you're genuine on a good day, but display criminal behavior every now and again

Ted is a good guy most of the time, but I can't shake this feeling the $500 of paint he sold me for $40 is stolen! He seems genuinely criminalist.

by Bmwdude696969420 March 29, 2017

Manufactured Criminal

Someone whom was turned into a criminal based on arbitrary rule or law change.

Did you hear about Jerry? He's a manufactured criminal now with that new arm brace ban.

by Nigger_Fucker November 3, 2021

Hate Criminal

An individual who commited a Hate Crime

God, these Anti-Semites are a disgusting yet example of hate Criminals.

by Porg009 November 14, 2021

Master criminal

A person who can get away with anything and will not get caught

Phil" how did u not get caught sam
sam" im a master criminal

by Samwordjack August 29, 2021

JCS - Criminal Psychology

A guy on youtube who does cool videos about criminals

guy 1: hey, have you heard of JCS - Criminal Psychology?
guy 2: yeah, my favorite video is "What pretending to be crazy looks like"

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021