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Crap-o-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern, carved and left by someone's front porch, that is subsequently opened and defecated in by passers-by sometime around the Hallowe'en season. This prank was notably featured on Robot Chicken, but has been performed in various other circumstances. More than simply smashing pumpkins, giving someone a crap-o-lantern is considered one of the most profane Hallowe'en pranks in existence.
Honey, I just went out to the porch, and the neighborhood hooligans turned our jack-o-lantern into more of a CRAP-o-lantern.
by Dasch March 12, 2009
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Crapa

Pronounced: kraa-pah

A crapa can be defined as a tacky girl or woman between ages of 16 to approx. 65.
In ancient times the word crapa would refer to a mountain goat. Nowadays it is used to depict a lady with a lack of class and terrible style.
Crapa must haves : a Michael kors purse, ugg boots, a mackage jacket, ombré hair, leggings, shellac nails, a fake tan, etc.
Should you possess three or more items in the above list, you are a crapa.
"OMG Jess, look at that crapa she's all over my boyfriend! Ima go pull that bitches ombré extensions out!!!"
Or
"Guys did you see that crapa at the bar with the leopard mini dress?"
Or
"Damn it, I used too much tanning lotion when I went to bronzage and now I look like a massive crapa!"
by Mountain goat September 3, 2013
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all that crap

"You know, like washing the dishes, taking out the trash, and all that crap"
"we're going to party and all that crap"
by thehappyemukid! November 8, 2003
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crap

one of the most commonly used words in the dictionary; it means many many things
(n) 1. a pile of shit 2. the closest word in the dictionary to being a cuss word without actually crossing that line. 3. worthless junk and/or pointless things 4. a great word to say repeditively without other people getting mad at you since you arnt cussing
(v) to take a sed crap
(adj) (crappy) worthless, terrible, shoddy, pointless, etc... (crapfully) 1. badly 2. sincerely (as in the closing of a letter)
what in the crappy crap is going on??
what the hell is this crap all about?
you are a serious piece of crap.
Crapfully yours, The Claw
aw holy CRAP!
you ?#*@ing piece of %^$# %&#$ *^*$ crap %&#^@ crappy *&&#* craped *#@& *%&#*$ %&@*$ *%&^#* crap!
by The Claw May 9, 2005
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capri-sun

Hands down the best-tasting, most addictive drink in the entire galaxy. I have yet to drink something more refreshing and just plain-old good tasting as a pouch of capri sun. All 20+ flavors kick your ass. All natural and no bullcrap. This is THE ONLY drink you will ever need. People bitch about the small pouches, well guess what dipshits, you have 2 options: A)Get another one or B) Buy the big pouches.
I drink capri-sun like smokers smoke ciggarettes, one pack a day.
by Crazy Joe Davola August 31, 2006
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crap attack

noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.
I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.
by Paul Rael November 6, 2011
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crap dust

To let out a long fart while walking around a room so as to evenly disperse the smell. This action can either confuse potential smellers as to the culprit OR ensure that everyone gets a whiff. Variation of crop dust.
Fraternity House

Kyle gets up off couch and walks across the living room letting out a fart with a smile on his face.

Mike says: You bastard, you crap dusted us, didn't you!
by osteoace November 8, 2007
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