Canoe U.

United States Naval Academy

Look at that doornob on that ensign's ring finger...must have gone to Canoe U.

by Bill Gilcrest June 29, 2003

douche-canoe

a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche

That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe

by Sennex July 30, 2010

canoodling

cuddling, when done in a more extreme, explosive-fashion, as if cuddling were directed by Michael Bay.

After cuddling and kissing for a long time, we started canoodling.

by willyftw November 10, 2010

Canon Rape

fanfiction term; a piece of fanfiction that has deviated from the original plot line; used usually for flaming a piece of work that the reader does not like

The story was a canon rape of the original.

by Katiyah October 20, 2008

Cano

Cuban slang for an old person with white hair, referring to the sugar color of their hair. Can be used to describe a man or a woman. If used to describe an old man, may also refer to his background as a cane-cutter in Cuba. Especially heard to describe old Cubans around Miami. Somewhat disrespectful when referring to older persons, but acceptable in referring to former cane-cutters.

Yo, Cano, did you used to cut cane in the cane fields. Yo, viejo (old person) I'm talking to you, are you deaf?

by sarasplayroom.com July 13, 2009

Tin Canoe

When you run out of condoms.. and saran wrap.. and thus proceed to wrap your penis in aluminum foil to prepare for intercourse.

- Do you have a condom?
- no, can we use saran wrap?
- All out.
- Looks like you're getting the tin canoe tonight.

by MrBojangles69 February 17, 2009

Holy Canoli

The name given to your fly from head to toe italian girlfriend.

Man, Angela's so fuckin' hot I wanna get in her holiest of holy's, shes such a fly holy canoli.

by Anthony Congress September 5, 2016