Dickabod Crane

What you call a man with a big dick.

He is hung like Dickabod Crane.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

origami crane

It is a symbol of vigilance and wisdom and is known as the "bird of luck". but also as a symbol of caution and sleepless vigilance.

Action may not always bring happiness but there is no happiness without action. — Benjamin Disraeli / origami crane

by REH :) August 10, 2020

pond crane

Tall, unusually lanky welding inspector. Can be identified by its extremely long legs. Most commonly found wading through welders tears on pipeline right-of-ways.

"There goes that ol' pond crane shutting the job down for no reason again.."

by Pipeline Pierce January 17, 2017

Crane Job

A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.

"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."

by WenchSniff June 18, 2025

Crane Bang

When someone has curtain bangs but they are really chopped.

Damn, Did you see that girl’s Crane Bangs?

by SerratedGolf September 24, 2025

mozambique crane lift

Lifting a hefty yet sagging pair of jungle tiddies using principles of physics assisted by modern mechanics.

Dawg, you finna have to mozambique crane lift them jungle tiddies booooyyyyyeeeeeeeyyy.

by YARKHAN October 28, 2020

Noobus Crane

A crazy fat ass white boy with 3 nipples in a skate crew called cookies who's real name is Michael Rocco.

I left my Noobus Crane at home, can i use yours?
can i touch your Noobus Crane?
Noobus.. Noobus.. CRANE CRANE CRANE.
Fuck Noobus Crane Just Skate.
Noobus Crane is worth $2,321,464.
Ajay and Ponch love Noobus Cranes ;)
WATCH OUT NOOBUS CRANE IS UNDER YOU.

by Noobus Crane December 14, 2008