cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016

Cottage Felony

A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.

"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"

by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017

Cottage

Someone that is thicc and is of larger scale, in particular in the legs and and thighs.

Have you seen that girl? She's cottage!
I like her face, but she is so cottage!

by Stich Smellfour May 14, 2018

cottageville cream cake

Cottageville cream cake

When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake

by Cottageville cream cake October 9, 2018

Cottage

Cooler than Bob

Omg Cottage is so much cooler than Bob!

by EliasLM June 14, 2019

Cottaged

Walk there sober.
Walk home shoulder to shoulder

We Cottaged last night.

by britleajones June 14, 2019

Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019