controller thrower

A video game that is so frustrating and difficult that it will make you lose your temper and throw your controller. The result behind thousands of broken controllers, tvs, and game systems.

Guy1: "hey is that a new TV?"
Guy2: "yep."
Guy1: "what was wrong with your old one?"
Guy2: "I broke it playing X-Box. That new video game is a real controller thrower..."

select difficulty: easy, medium, difficult, controller thrower

by i throw controllers March 31, 2007

breath control

The lung capacity control that a singer possesses, which affects how long they can sing or hold a note before they need to take a breath. The same concept applies to rappers, only it affects how long they can spit lyrics before they take a breath.

Ace: Hey bro between Busta Rhymes and Twista, who has the best breath control? I'd go with Twista.

Deuce: Busta Rhymes all day. His breath control could smoke Twista anyday.

Tre: You're both wrong. Bill Withers outclasses them both combined in his sleep. Double housed.

by D. Liverance May 18, 2013

Controller fap

1. Pressing a button on a console controller rapidly.

The chainsaw battle in Gears Of War 2 made me Controller Fap.

by Bweeman August 22, 2010

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

face control

From "feis kontrol", a Russian klub colloquialism of the English words "face control." Your "face" is your level of wealth, beauty, power, social standing, and overall desirability.

Feis kontrol is the power of the velvet rope, originally referring to the surly bouncers at the most exclusive Moscow klubs. It can literally refer to club door personnel, or it can be used figuratively to refer to some ideal social arbiter.

"I'd love to go to (exclusive club), but I'd never pass face control there."

"What is she doing here? Someone call face control!"

by supermagic8ball September 26, 2009

Air Traffic Control

Quite possibly the most important job in ensuring safety across the world. Making sure dumb ass pilots do not hit each other and making sure that passnengers can arrive on time regardless of what the pilots try to do to mess it up.

Wow, thanks to my great air traffic control skill, I helped 10,000 people take off and land safely and on time today.

by dash123 March 26, 2005

birth control

Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.

Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.

by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008